Saturday, June 13, 2009

Bronx cheer

I could not believe my eyes.

A simple pop up. All one has to do is squeeze the glove closed. And you will have accomplished a routine catch.

But not Luis Castillo.



Seriously? I mean, seriously?

Poster Drkiv on MLB.com wrote the following: Luis "Buckner" Castillo.. YOU ****! My 8 year old (I know - way past his bedtime but it was Friday night and he is a HUGE Mets fan) looked at me and said, "Dad, did he really miss that or are they playing a trick on us? I can catch that!" There was NOTHING tricky about that catch.

Bad enough that Met fans have endured crushing late-in-the-season collapses the last two years and now this. This was bad. Really bad. And worse, at the hands of the Yankees. And pouring lemon juice into the papercut? The team congratulating Alex Rodriguez on the hit. WTF? He hit a pop-up, slamming his bat into the ground knowing full well that he had just recorded the last out. To be fair, the team also congratulated first baseman Mark Texeira for being a real baseball player. You see, Texeira was at first base when Rodriguez hit that can of corn and he never once hesitated, running as hard as he could around the bases because you just never know - smart. The Yankees win - officially. But they really lost this game. And they know it. It sickened me to hear Michael Kay, YES play-by-play announcer for the Yanks, gush on Rodriguez becoming "a hero with a pop-up!" What!? It's his ****ing job to hit the ball! Praise should rightfully go to Texeira.

However, I digress...

Castillo. Castillo. First, you don't make the catch. Second, you lazily throw to second! Did you not see your first baseman signal you to throw home even if you were on your knees after that embarrassing stumbling display?

Sickening - all the way around.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Review: 2009 Oscar-nominated Shorts

It is a good thing that more effort is being put into making sure that the viewing public gets a chance to see the Oscar-nominated shorts in theatres. Distributed by Magnolia Pictures, the shorts are presented as two separate features, the animated and live-action program which opened across the country this past Friday. Here in NYC, the venue was the IFC Center and seeing the features in DLP (digital light projection) was a major plus. If you've never seen a DLP presentation, go as soon as possible - you would never have imagined how great watching a movie could be...

The nominees are (synopses and images c/o The Oscars official website):

Live Action:
On The Line - d. Reto Caffi, Switzerland/Germany: A department store security guard who is drawn to one of his co-workers makes a fateful decision. 30 min.

While there's a general creepiness to Rolf's stalking of Sarah, the film cruelly shows the power that desire can have on the motivations of individuals and subsequent consequences.


New Boy - d. Steph Green and Tamara Anghie, Ireland: A nine-year-old African boy begins his first day of school in Ireland.
11 min.


While there's nothing new here, I found this film to be enjoyable purely from a performances perspective. Oluntunji Eban-Cole, who plays Joseph, was cast really well. I also loved the contrast of the proper but joyous African classroom to the rowdiness and irreverence of the Irish classroom.

Toyland - d. Jochen Alexander Freydank, Germany: In 1942, a German boy believes that his Jewish neighbors are going to Toyland.
14 min.

It's a Holocaust film. I don't want to say I grow weary of this subject because clearly there are far too many stories still to be told from this very dark period in the history of humanity. That being said, while I found "Toyland" to be a bit predictable, it was well executed. If the film were any longer, I wouldn't have found it as appealing.

The Pig - d. Tivi Magnusson and Dorte Høgh, Denmark: A man facing surgery finds comfort in the painting of a pig hanging in his hospital room.
22 min.

This film asks some interesting questions regarding the importance of cultural respect and consideration. It was both amusing and thought provoking. BTW, you may never look at a pig the same way again.

Manon On The Asphalt - d. Elizabeth Marre and Olivier Pont, France: The proximity of death brings a young woman a new perspective on life.
15 min.

Is it just me or can the French ever make bad movies? This was a hauntingly beautiful piece that was just right. This film may have pushed me over into learning the French language.

My favorite out of these five is "The Pig"; "Toyland" or "Manon On The Asphalt" are the favorites to win...

Animated:
Lavatory-Lovestory - d. Konstantin Bronzit, Russia: A lonely lavatory attendant finds a bouquet of flowers in her tip jar.
10 min.

The approach to this film was actually quite refreshing - line drawings in black and white with the occasional splash of color for the flowers. I really liked this one.

Oktapodi - d. Julien Bocabeille, France: An octopus fights to keep his beloved out of the cooking pot.
2 min.


Reminiscent of those wacky Warner Bros. cartoons. Predictable but able to deliver the laughs. Short and sweet, great for kids too.

Le Maison en Petit Cubes - d. Kunio Koto, Japan: In a world gradually flooding with water, an old man adapts to changing circumstances and looks back on his life. 12 min.

Like "Manon On The Asphalt", this was beautiful to watch. Poignant.

This Way Up - d. Adam Foulkes and Alan Smith, UK: A series of misfortunes befalls a pair of undertakers on their way to the cemetery.
9 min.

This was funny. The animation may not have been as slick as "Presto" but it was funny. Who says death can't be funny? I really, really liked this one.

Presto - d. Doug Sweetland, USA: A carrot triggers a war of wits between a magician and his hungry bunny.
5 min.


It's Pixar. All you need to know is they've yet to make something that sucks - short or feature length. Why? It's all about story and not gags strung together.

My favorite? It's a toss up between "This Way Up" and "Lavatory - Lovestory"; "Presto" is the favorite to win.

I used the word 'predictable' a lot if only to highlight how difficult it is to come up with a truly original story or plot. What is left is how the story is told and all of these films do well doing so. Highly recommended... Check out the shorts programs in a town near you...

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

One of my favorite visuals...

There is something about being on the road during a winter's night with the full moon causing the fallen snow to glow...

As the BoltBus I was on neared the Massachusetts border, I was sent back to late 1976 and winter in Germany... The family was driving back from a Christmas party hosted in Nürnberg... My father chose to take back roads for the reason that anyone who likes driving does - it's more fun... The only two songs I remember playing on the car radio that night were Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper" and Heart's "Magic Man" - hearing those songs at anytime takes me back to that evening... The car wound its way through the Franconian countryside and what I remember the most is looking out the window and being mesmerized by the intensity of the light being cast by the moon and how blue everything was...

The night sky... The snow... The trees... The inside of the car... It was beautiful...

And it feels the same so many years later...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Review: The Spirit (is not with us...)

After letting my viewing digest for a few days, I can now say I had major problems resolving the clash of the visual style and crappy dialogue of this movie. Having seen other Frank Miller offerings, I guess I don't know what I was expecting but I was unimpressed. While there are moments, there are not enough for me to recommend this film to anyone. I find it interesting that one medium is kneaded into be something it is not:

Dear Frank Miller,

Perhaps you should make your films animated instead of live-action-pretending-to-be-animation. Being forced to process two jarring elements (visuals versus dialog) is far too much to ask of an audience; I witnessed people getting up after the first 10 minutes - that can't be good. While you're at it, make sure the story is solid - no movie is worth watching if the story isn't good.

Sincerely,
A guy who really likes movies...

PS: Should I be asking you for a refund?

Back from an unintended hiatus...

Yep, I've been away... Not planned, just happened...

And speaking of happenings, a great many took place but just to name a few:

- The Philadelphia Phillies defeated the Tampa Bay Rays in the World Series

- Barack Obama became the first non-white President-Elect in the history of the United States

- Various nations are now actively involved in patrolling the waters off eastern Africa and the Arabian peninsula to ward off pirates (yes, I said pirates)

- The current economic downturn has exposed a massive fraud scheme that is now affecting endowments and charitable organizations

- Microsofty doesn't quite understand that marketing a product after its release may not help sales

And on and on...

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Now that I have had time to grieve...


I offer a tip of my cap and congratulations to the Tampa Bay Rays who, for the first time in their 11-year franchise history, will represent the American League in the World Series against an arguably tough Philadelphia Phillies. How improbable is this? Before the season began, the Rays odds going to the World Series was 200 to 1.

200 to 1.

I think this is a great story no matter how you look at it because it is pure Americana - the underdog prevails. Think about this, the Rays had the worst record in baseball last year and started off playing strong this season and, still, no one gave them a chance even though they spent most of the season in first place. They persevered and when things looked like the momentum was swinging in favor of my beloved Boston Red Sox, they came out for Game 7 of the American League Championship Series and won. They did not falter. They did not crumble. They did not fade. They did not choke. They stood up and got to work and outplayed the Sox.

Again, no one gave them a chance.

Remind you of a certain presidential candidate?

Friday, October 17, 2008

Another Fall classic



And I had just finished telling some friends when Tampa scored the two runs in the seventh inning that this game was over...

Even if the Boston Red Sox do not advance to the World Series, this game was one to remember... Thank you, Red Sox!...